June 2011
1 post
May 2011
2 posts
January 2011
1 post
April 2010
1 post
1 tag
Do you want to be buried or cremated?
Cremated of course. Never mind rotting with all the earth vermin eating your flesh, could you imagine being buried next to all those christians and sharing worms? I’d prefer to have my ashes used as a fertilizer for an apple tree. Then one day I could be eaten indirectly by people through an apple. Sick, isn’t it.
Ask and the Wise Fish shall answer Q<
March 2010
5 posts
My Accidental Collections
Plane, train, bus, cinema tickets.
London transport Oyster cards.
Used toilet paper rolls.
Single Socks.
Almost empty painkiller packs.
Old OS on cheap bad quality cd-r.
Semi-working headphones.
February 2010
8 posts
After 5 hours...
…of testing applications in different browsers and +2000 words for the dissertation paper, I came up with 3 words:
IE still sucks.
PS.
Something’s telling me that if I write these words on an A4 and put it in a Harry Potter themed envelope…
Leonardo Da Vinci
Which of his inventions do you like the most?
1 tag
formspring.me
Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas?
If ye try ta fight us…
…you will get a nasty whackin´!
If ya disrespect our singing´…
…we will feed ya to a kraken!
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Ask me anything
1 tag
formspring.me
Are you parents fishes too?
Technically… no. I have both a male and a female parent. I suspect though it was a random mutation that caused me to become a fish, it was probably that same gene that caused me that magenta intolerance.
Ask me anything
WatchSolo behind bars
January 2010
6 posts
WatchGroup Therapy
“Here’s a fantasy Lolita-Sheep.
Renew with bunny and brains.”
– Our table - their table
“This godless being is pure brainfood.”
November 2009
2 posts
September 2009
6 posts
“He is a mutant friend.”
August 2009
21 posts
Summer
When It would grow up It would become a mighty mosquito hunter, counting the flies and throwing them out of its kingdom as It would see fit.
Through the inner arteries the crowds would be transferred in waves, hoping to touch the feet of their majestic Instant-Queen with their own.
Water and substances of every kind, some people, and even furniture would then be accepted into the Royals until,...
“You ever see what happened, you know what happened to the Greeks. Homosexuality...”
– Richard Nixon, May 13, 1971 (via spilttobill)
“Hi! I like shorts!
They’re comfy and easy to wear!”
– Game Dialogues
“(931): don’t wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to...”
– texts from last night
“(604): I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck...”
– texts from last night
“ΙΕ8 Private mode: optimised for pr0n”
– anonymous pr0n fan
“Subconscious is the treasure of the mind”
