Do you want to be buried or cremated?
Cremated of course. Never mind rotting with all the earth vermin eating your flesh, could you imagine being buried next to all those christians and sharing worms? I’d prefer to have my ashes used as a fertilizer for an apple tree. Then one day I could be eaten indirectly by people through an apple. Sick, isn’t it.
I am a fish, a web developer and a geek.