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Posted 2 years ago

Do you want to be buried or cremated?

Cremated of course. Never mind rotting with all the earth vermin eating your flesh, could you imagine being buried next to all those christians and sharing worms? I’d prefer to have my ashes used as a fertilizer for an apple tree. Then one day I could be eaten indirectly by people through an apple. Sick, isn’t it.

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Posted 2 years ago

formspring.me

Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas?

If ye try ta fight us…
…you will get a nasty whackin´!
If ya disrespect our singing´…
…we will feed ya to a kraken!

A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Ask me anything